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    When someone brings up something really embarrassing from your past.

    sodamnrelatable:

    via sodamnrelatable

    (Source: dr0pthegun)

    When you’re just sitting there listening to this person that you know is lying

    sodamnrelatable:

    and you’re like “O rly?”

    via sodamnrelatable

    (Source: crazykrizzzy)

    When someone’s flirting with the person I like

    thehilariousblog:

    What goes though my head:

    (Source: )

    How to use a fan

    thatfunnyblog:

    Rich People:

    Poor people:

    Idiots:

    http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/

    (Source: crazykrizzzy)

    ”Are you free tomorrow?” No, I’m expensive.

    (Source: crazykrizzzy)

    Toasting

    the-absolute-funniest-posts:

    Expectation:

    Reality:

    (Source: crazykrizzzy)

    Jealousy

    When guys get jealous, it’s cute:

    When girls get jealous, it’s just plain scary:

    (Source: immawesomeness)

    I don’t care if you don’t like me. The question is ..

    whattadeuce:

    DO I LIKE YOU TOO?

    “Ang ganda ng girlfriend mo. Huwag mo siyang bibitawan, pag binitawan mo yun ako ang sasalo sa kanya.”

    —Yan ang sabi ni Posh (classmate ni Dee) kay Dee. Oh ha!

    Sabagay, maganda talaga ako pag malayuan. hahaha!

    (Source: crazykrizzzy)

    Pota, dami ko tawa dito!!

    (Source: crazykrizzzy)

    When your friends try to show you something funny from the internet but you’ve already seen it.

    “Honey, I’m from tumblr. We’re like, weeks ahead of you.”

    (Source: crazykrizzzy)

    Bumanat nanaman ako ng wala sa lugar.

    Ginaya ko kasi yung isang ka-office namen na absent. Sinabi ko yung madalas niyang sinasabi.

    Me: Ay, busy ako. Mamaya na. Doon ka muna! (with matching gaya pa ng boses at tono)

    Officemates (with same ages) are like:

    Saka ko na-realize na andyan pala yung ibang officemates na friends ng binanatan ko, na medyo matanda na kaya hindi na maka-ride sa amin.

    I was like

    Pinanglakihan nila ako ng mata!!

    Pero in the end, tawa naman kame lahat! 

    At ako naman,

    BLEH!! :P

    (Source: crazykrizzzy)

    Facebook vs. Tumblr

    the-absolute-funniest-posts:

    Someone copies your status:

    image

    “What do you think you’re doing?”

    Someone reblogs your post:

    image

    “I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!”

    Click to follow this blog, you will be so glad you did!

    (Source: crazykrizzzy)

    Pag nakarinig ako ng kantang pinagsawaan ko na ngayon lang nila nagustuhan.

    At first:

    And then i was like:

    (Source: crazykrizzzy)